i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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