How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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