so explain again why im purple
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She bit a glass in half.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.