Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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