Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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