I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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