You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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