Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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