Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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