the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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