Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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