That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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