can we get nightvision for the apartment?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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