Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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