If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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