Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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