I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do you still have your period?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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