It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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