i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
tell me about the fingering
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