Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
is it fun? or sober?
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