i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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