And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I think I just sharted jello shots
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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