whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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