i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You have to summon your inner elephant
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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