I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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