Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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