Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I would fuck him just for his dog
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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