I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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