Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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