just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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