I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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