Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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