Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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