We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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