yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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