You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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