my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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