I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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