what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
