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(506): View more from New Brunswick

drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure

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(678): View more from Georgia

I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?

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(315): View more from New York

We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same

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(518): View more from New York

Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.

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(407): View more from Florida

Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.

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(303): View more from Colorado

STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD

(1-303): View more from Colorado

THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.

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