He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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