I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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