just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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