went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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