How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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