Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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