belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Randomize
