searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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