dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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