Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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