did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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