She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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