You work out of a Hotel?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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