Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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